February 2012
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I feel like you’re getting bored of me already.
But then again, I should be used to this by now.
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I like don’t wanna play with my kendama….
It’s so pretty….
LOL
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STEPH CURRY HOW MANY DAMN TIMES DO YOU NEED TO HURT YOUR FOOT
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Elite socks feel like little pillows on my feet.
I want this to work.
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Tonight’s one of those nights where I need to watch the notebook and eat ice cream and cry until I fall asleep.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
All the guys I like:
live in narnia
are too old to date me without it being illegal
are celebrities
don’t like meĀ
yeah
I’m afraid to trust again.
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Jhalil: nneka why the hell u wearin blush black people cant blush
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My mom just ran into my room with a hoodie on. She pulled the strings on the hood and tied them so that only her eyes were showing and then she started yelling “THEY KILLED KENNY” and walked out. Omg
my parents: you have a B in biology
a B
you know what that's close to
that's close to a C
and there aren't any D's there
so after that
it's an F
wow
you're a failure
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My parents want me to make a card for our neighbors having a baby
what do i say
“Congrats on the sex.”
I want a double double.
or maybe two
or three
or twenty
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Gotta find a honey for my homie.
A baby for my buddy.
A lady for my laddy. (;
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My brother: What does the B on Chris Brown's jacket stand for?
Me: Gee i don't know maybe BROWN.
My dad: Black
get it
cos
he's black
ha
hahaha
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I’m a sucker for guys that can cook. Omg.
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This one black kid in Biology: I think I'm albino.
Anonymous asked: your teeth are really white. what toothpaste do you use?
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Eating away the troubles with ben & jerry’s ice cream. l0l
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Anonymous asked: do you like monica m? ._.
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danatheplatypus-deactivated2012 asked: I MISS YOU MORE
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OMG NO
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Me and Brendan are real thugs. Putting our guns on our chins. Aint givin no fucks.
I want 3 tacos from taco bell, a milkshake and a double double from in and out, potato wedges and mac and cheese from kfc, and a personal size cheese pizza from pizza hut.
I crave everything when Aunt Flow visits~
/tmi LOL
I think I’ve posted this already.
But i think it is so amazing when guys have scars on their eyebrows. I don’t even know why but it’s just omg akdhdlfjskhszh.
Unf.